Tie Those Shoes!

Tie your shoes or else you'll trip!
You'll fall and break your face,
And then you might look gruesome
like a blob from outer space!
Then little kids will run from you,
so scary you might look.
They might just draw YOUR picture
in some spooky story book.
You'll grow a bunch of ugly warts
beneath six extra eyes,
your chin will sprout three hairy moles
and grow to twice its size!
Your purple nose will spread across
your swollen spotted cheeks.
Your teeth will turn to green and brown
and stay like that for weeks!
So listen up, PLEASE TIE THOSE SHOES!
My lesson is for free.
You'd much prefer to tie than end up
Looking just like me!