What did the traffic light say to the zebra?
Close your eyes im changing!

What do you call a cow on the floor?
Ground beef!

What do you call a grouchy hamburger?
A crabby patty!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the cow cross the road?
To go and see the MOOOOOOOvie.

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the "barking" lot!